Someone should wake up that guy from green day now

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via a-state-of-trance-formers)

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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

(via ddddropthebass)

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It is better to travel, than to arrive Gautama Buddha  (via hefuckin)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via electronicdaze)

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  • *Me as a parent*
  • Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
  • Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
  • Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
  • Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
  • Me: And?
  • Lucy: Fuck You!
  • Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
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kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

(via solar-static)

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funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

I did that when I had hair :( I miss it

(via ddddropthebass)

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