polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky, via marina-and-the-doctor)

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It’s not fat; I’m cultivating mass.

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molly-loves-mary:

I really just consider naps fast-forwards

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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  • me @ me : chill
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Anyone else in the Borderlands fandom going to disappear on the 14th and/or 17th for a few days?

claptrapthefirehawk:

no. I  wish

but i don’t have the game OR A BILLION DOLLARS TO BUY IT so that aint happenin.

YAP

(Source: fandomlifeandeverythingelse)

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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